An Exchange with Marion

This is the text exchange that I had with my friend Marion on Monday through Tuesday. It is too funny not to share with the "world".

Marion: I'm in the doctors office and there's a woman here with a scrunchie in her hair! Its cream with a waffle pattern! Circa 1996!
Me: To the side?
Marion: The back-it's older than her two kids
Me: Nice. Im at target. NO fashion disasters to report yet.
Marion: It doesn't even match her outfit! She mustve totally found it while diggin cheerios out from the crack in the carseat!
Me:Amazing. Absolutely. Did you know that purple and yellow stripes in 5 sizes is back?
Marion: Should I tell her?
Me: YES!

later on:
Marion: Is that a schrunchie in ur hair or r u just happy 2 c me?!
Me: Put the scrunchie down! Friends don't let friends wear out of style hair accessories.

The exchange ended with a brief discussion about philosophy, the power of wine and me shoving a scrunchie down someone's throat.

I love my friend!